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$59.99

TREE CORPSE

String on the Christmas lights and gather ’round the ol’ tree corpse.

Now at a reduced price for the holidays!
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GRANDMA’S HAND-ME-DOWNS

Grandma won’t be needing these anymore.

Slightly worn, hoof marks on back, super comfy.
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$6.99/CARTON

EGG MILK

Mmmm eggs and milk.

It’s everyone’s favourite festive drink!
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$5.99

WIDE AWAKE SLEEP MASK

No more sleepless nights.

Rest easy knowing he’ll never see you sleeping again!

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